Funny birthday wishes to include in birthday cards that make you smile

It’s difficult to go wrong with a hilarious birthday card message, regardless of whether the recipient has a fantastic sense of humor or just doesn’t look forward to their birthday every year. Everybody enjoys a good chuckle because of their birthday ecard! A funny virtual birthday cards is a terrific way to add a personal touch and make the recipient smile. Age-related jokes, gluttony-related jokes, and jokes about gifts (or their lack) are all potential topics for funny birthday messages to include in a free birthday ecard

Make them laugh on their birthday because laughter is the best gift you can give anyone!

Funny birthday wishes 

  • Instead of counting your wrinkles, consider your blessings. Birthday greetings! 

  • A fire extinguisher might be required to extinguish all the candles on this cake. Birthday greetings! 

  • Remember to kiss your youth behind as you blow out your candles. You’re welcome, old man. 

  • Birthday greetings! I’m hoping you scream and get naked for this birthday just as you did for the first. 

  • Has the temperature been increased? Oh, that’s only your birthday cake, I see. The room is becoming a raging fire due to all the candles! 

  • You appear to be no older than 25! Of course, if I squint and cock my head to the side. Birthday greetings! 

  • A good friend does not remember your age, but rather your birthday.

  • Your birthday is the ideal justification for wasting cake. Enter the fray! 

  • Everybody experiences youth once. Your turn is officially over as of today. Birthday greetings! 

  • You’re so ancient that I think your neighbor used to go by Flintstone! 

  • Not to worry, I gave you a wonderful present: I! 

  • Birthday greetings! Keep shining, girl. 

  • Your age is irrelevant; booze will make everything better. 

  • Birthday greetings! You are at least younger than you will be in a year. 

  • According to statistics, people who have the most birthdays also live the longest. Birthday greetings.

  • Happy Birthday. The idea that you were once youthful is amusing. 

  • Happy birthday to a man who still defies his years! And most certainly not by acting it. 

  • I’m so delighted you’ll always be older than me and happy birthday! 

  • I would wish you a happy birthday, but I get tired of saying it every year! 

  • Gray hair is said to represent wisdom. I suppose you’re the most knowledgeable person here! Birthday greetings to you!

Humorous birthday wishes 

  • Happy birthday to my favorite ‘punk rockstar’ from the past! (Or: grunge rocker, Valley Girl, hippy, or goth) 

  • From one of your preferred negative affects (Added after the written “Happy Birthday” on the card) 

  • “I hope it’s happier at a [shoe sale] than I am!” a spa, a bar, a coffee shop, and a beach. 

  • “Today, the spotlight will be on you! I’ll get it back tomorrow. 

  • Have a martini for me, please! Or two!” (Or, use the recipient’s preferred beverage.) “This is probably the year you get a pony, I guess! JK. That isn’t ever. 

  • “You and your kitty have a happy birthday!” (I am aware of the cat’s dislike of being excluded.) 

  • How does it feel to be an example of a Black person who doesn’t crack? 

  • Shakespeare once said, “Party thy ass off!”

  • “Get first dibs on the gifts you don’t like!” 

  • “You really don’t look bad at all!” 

  • “I wish that every desire you have, including the strange ones, comes true.” 

  • Sorry, this place doesn’t have any money. 

  • Stop aging so elegantly, please. It’s becoming quite monotonous and predictable. 

  • “You old geezer, have a lovely day! (You have to be one to know one, right?) 

  • “Everyone knows you’re just celebrating your birthday by turning up to show off! And we all agree. 

  • Father Time sent a text. He simply CAN’T be with you.

Funny birthday greetings 

  • Your age is not increasing. Just a little bit closer to the finish line. Birthday greetings! 

  • Your birthday is today. SALUTE YOURSELF! 

  • Congrats! You’re one more year away from receiving the senior discount! 

  • Before you made it extraordinary, this was just another day. 

  • witty, gorgeous, and intelligent. Enough about myself, though. Birthday greetings! 

  • You can’t change the past, so forget about it. You can’t forecast the future, so forget about it. I didn’t get you a present, so forget about it. Birthday greetings! 

  • Another birthday shouldn’t be viewed as aging; rather, consider it vintage. 

  • Growing older is a need, but maturing is not. 

  • People who have more birthdays live longer, according to science. 

  • Happy Day of the Center of Attention!

  • You are old enough now to know better than to anticipate receiving anything from me. 

  • Even if you’re aging, your humor will never go out of style. 

  • They claim that knowledge comes with age. You are the most sage I know, too.


There you have it, then! We hope the receivers of your funny virtual birthday ecards have a nice chuckle and a bright day. Since laughter is contagious, if one person starts laughing, it’s likely that everyone other will join in, creating a really cheerful and joyous atmosphere. Free birthday cards are better with hilarious happy birthday greetings since they maintain the tone light and airy while yet being quite entertaining! 


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